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Potty Tech: Which Is Greener, Toilet Paper Or A Bidet?

A little kid on the potty

Over the course of our publication day, we might receive a dozen or so unsolicited product pitches. Some are useful; some are blatant greenwashing; and a few make us think.

Take, for example, the note waiting for us this morning in EcoTech Daily’s inbox:

Hi, I was hoping you could incorporate the story below into your site/blog.  It talks about a bidet invention that helps reduce toilet paper usage, helping the environment in the process.

Ah — the bidet. Common in parts of Europe and a few other places around the world, but a mystery to the majority of Americans. For most, a bidet is a novelty to be contemplated in the dark recesses of some French hotel room, not a component of greener living.

The bidet in question, the Biffy Personal Rinse, seemed nice enough: a bolt-on attachment for standard commodes which retails for about $100. That’s a good value when compared to the rather hefty price people pay for traditional bidets. But it got us wondering: how green is this thing, really, especially when compared to recycled toilet paper?

A touchy subject

It’s difficult to understand why environmentalists are so willing to discuss their bathroom habits with perfect strangers — or get those same strangers to start “greening up” by changing such an intimate aspect of their lives. With all the possible ways to lighten one’s environmental footprint, you’d think potty time would be about the last thing on the list.

Sheryl Crow learned this the hard way, becoming the butt of late night talk show jokes after calling for the rationing of toilet paper. Public reaction was predictable. Colin Beavan, a New York writer also known as No Impact Man, quickly discovered his family’s abandonment of toilet paper was usually the first topic raised when interviewed about his year of low-impact living.

That being said, we’re all about saving resources. Let’s jump in.

The Biffy Personal Rinse

All those trees

Biffy Personal Rinse leads with the idea of saving trees by replacing toilet paper with bidets: an admirable goal. Their proposition is quite similar to that used by green household product manufacturer Seventh Generation when promoting recycled paper products:

If every household in the U.S. replaced just one roll of 500 sheet virgin fiber bathroom tissue with 100% recycled ones, we could save 423,900 trees.

That sounds good. And it would be true, too — if lumberjacks were marching into natural forests with the sole purpose of hauling trees to the Charmin factory.

In practice, things aren’t that simple. Most tissue-grade paper is made from sawdust and leftover scraps of timber cut for other purposes. And the trees come from vast stands of pulpwood forests, harvested like the vegetables you buy at the corner whole foods market.

That’s not to say there’s no negative impact to sustainable timber management: Pulpwood farms grow where native forests used to stand, and their relentless monoculture disrupts all manner of wildlife habitat. It takes fossil fuels to cut and transport the trees, and paper mills make terrible neighbors. It would be better if we used much less paper, but virgin toilet tissue doesn’t equal the destruction of virgin forest.

But bidets still save paper, right?

Once again, it’s not that simple. Let’s say you’ve just finished using a bidet. Now you’re sitting there with a very clean, very wet backside. What do you propose to do about that?

Using a washcloth would be somewhat taboo in the Americas, though it’s really no different than if you were toweling off after bathing. Traditional bidet use can involve the use of soap — think about it as a small shower. But even in countries where bidets are common, people often reach for toilet paper.

So it’s back to square one. Unless you’re happy to air dry or don’t mind using a washcloth, a bidet won’t save much paper or many trees. That doesn’t make the bidet a FAIL. Because, as usual, things aren’t that simple.

It’s about water

This seems counter-intuitive, but we think bidets are good environmental tech because they save water. A lot of it. Yes, a bidet uses treated water, an increasingly precious commodity. But it uses less than that utilized in the production of even recycled toilet paper — and a fraction of the amount consumed by virgin pulp.

Paper making is incredibly water-intensive. Even if water used by a mill is locally sourced, rather than drawn from a municipal system, the effluent from paper production invariably finds its way back into the environment. That means a flood of organic waste and chemical residue which must be processed or, worse yet, absorbed after being treated and dumped into some unlucky river or ocean.

Which brings us back to the Biffy Personal Rinse. Is it green? Yes, though for more nuanced reasons than saving trees. It will be at its most effective if you go the washcloth route; should still conserve paper if you use toilet tissue for drying, rather than cleaning; and will save water throughout its service life. It seems an affordable alternative to a full bidet, which would be expensive to retrofit in an existing bathroom.

Three reasonable alternatives

Let’s bravely propose three earth-friendly potty options. Choose the one which works best for you.

  • Use a bidet. To be most effective, dry with a washcloth. But you’re still ahead of the game with paper.
  • Choose recycled toilet tissue. Recycled paper consumes fewer overall resources than virgin tissue.
  • If you prefer conventional paper, buy it on the largest roll your bathroom fixtures will accommodate. It uses less packaging.

Or you can continue doing whatever you’re doing right now — and turn up your thermostat two degrees during the summer. We’ll call it even.

Three toilets

More Reading:

Saving the Planet, One Square of Toilet Paper at a Time (WSJ.com)
Ready to rethink toilet paper for Earth Day? (MSNBC.com)

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    This reminds me of some slow-witted people that I work with that walk into our disabled toilet instead of the traditional one (they are in the same 'room' but the disabled one is at the back) because the disabled one has a paper hand dryer dispenser and the normal one has the hot-air blowing thingo.

    On another note, the Australian Tasmanian forests are soon to be obliterated by pulp mills. Gotta love them money hungry loggers.

    And as a final word, we used to have a bidet in my old house. They are awful, horrible, extremely uncomfortable devices for self-mutilating individuals. Just use less (recycled) toilet paper and only flush when you *need* to.
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    when i was in the 6th grade, we were all sent to a conservation camp (1981) today kids here are still sent there. The one lesson I learned there that i most remember, is... 2 squares per wipe. I have found this to be a good rule. Yup I'm a folder and not a scruncher! It pisses me off when I hear someone give a giant yank to the roll and tear it off, what a waste.
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    This is a wonderful post! I love the puns as well as the subject itself.

    In S. Korea, we have a large number of bidet toilets that are really very high tech. They have heated seats, settings for men, and settings for women.

    I've often wondered which is best. Now I'm sold on a bidet.

    Plus, it makes you feel A LOT cleaner than toilet paper. :)
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    We have had a Biffy for a year, LOVE it, and our biggest inconvenience when traveling is not the strange bed, but the lack of a Biffy. You stay clean and the little plastic nozzle is self-cleaning and retracts under the rim when not being used. If you ever use one just once, you will never go back to the old, unsanitary way. It is the best $100 we ever spent!
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    My choice of a Bidet is not about being green, as mch as the hygenic benefits. And, if you tend to need a lot of toilet paper to clean yourself, then yes, with the use of a Bidet you will save on toilet paper. A small amount of paper used for drying as opposed to half a role for cleaning.

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